HM THEMES

therealxtina:

the true gay icons

Aries: I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY
Taurus: IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY
Gemini: IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE
Cancer: BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING.
Leo: YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL
Virgo: BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF
Libra: I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH
Scorpio: *THROWS DRINK*

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

duplication:

Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible

clacking:

officialmothman:

where is he going?

heaven

rnotherdaughter:

*gently glows*

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside